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Someone needs to marry that guy.

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:12:26 -0400

Someone needs to marry that guy.

limb-of-satan: i’m pretty much the worst person ever & i don’t know why no one has killed me...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:11:48 -0400

i’m pretty much the worst person ever & i don’t know why no one has killed me yet????

oh wait it’s so they can continue to have something to laugh at

I think you may be a tad bit hard on yourself.

I am punching smoking babies, now that is evil. muahahahahah

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Tue, 21 May 2013 13:03:45 -0400

buzzfeed: Oklahoma has more violent tornadoes than anywhere...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:39:10 -0400

buzzfeed:

Oklahoma has more violent tornadoes than anywhere else in the country because science.

supersonicelectronic: Lily Padula. Illustrations by Lily...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:17:11 -0400

supersonicelectronic:

Lily Padula.

Illustrations by Lily Padula:

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kcetliving: Meatless Monday: Herb and Ricotta Cheese...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:14:50 -0400

kcetliving:

Meatless Monday: Herb and Ricotta Cheese Soufflé

“Generally, the color of the feathers inside a hen’s earlobe indicates the color of the eggs that she will lay. If a hen has white feathers, she will lay white eggs. If her earlobe feathers are red, expect to find brown eggs. Of course, there are exceptions to the rule. Araucana hens, native to Chile, have red earlobe feathers but they lay sea foam green eggs.”

What?! Anyway, get the souffle recipe here!

Yes please. Yummy

monarchdaily: Check out Chicago-based photographer Satoki...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:58:28 -0400

monarchdaily:

Check out Chicago-based photographer Satoki Nagata http://www.satoki.com/

urhajos: Antonio Mora

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:53:56 -0400

urhajos:

Antonio Mora

"For the record, I honestly don’t give a fuck how much cock you suck. Suck a thousand cocks. Suck a..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:49:16 -0400

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For the record, I honestly don’t give a fuck how much cock you suck. Suck a thousand cocks. Suck a million cocks. There’s no such thing as a slut. That’s just a lie they told you born out of male anxiety. Anxiety about adultery and misattributed paternity.

Sex isn’t sinful either, though you can trace a lot of sexual repression and misogyny back to the Abrahamic religions. Before Emperor Constantine tried to replace the pagan religions with Christianity, they used to have sex in church. Sacred prostitution. Happened a lot in Mesopotamia, for example. And the Mesopotamians weren’t stupid either. They invented the fucking wheel.

It’s your body to do with as you please. If anyone tries to dictate a dick limit to you, they’re trying to take ownership of your body. And that’s slavery. If they call you a slut, that’s slavery. And I refuse it. Suck an infinite number of cocks for all I care. Just enjoy it.

”

- Benedict Smith (via celestialfaun)

thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:16:17 -0400

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

Yes!

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:05:35 -0400

Yes!

lexbukowski: Meghan Howland 1. Fever Dream 2. Ecstatica 3....

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:28:31 -0400

lexbukowski:

Meghan Howland

1. Fever Dream

2. Ecstatica

3. Axe

urhajos: Two Souls by *eddiecalz

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:23:05 -0400

urhajos:

Two Souls by *eddiecalz

chefthisup: Lemon Blueberry Cupcakes. Get the recipe...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:20:53 -0400

chefthisup:

Lemon Blueberry Cupcakes.

Get the recipe here » http://bit.ly/110Ojps

Yes please.

dynata (An Elegy)

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:54:20 -0400

Tonight, after the hen has grown her teeth, I will sit at your feet

and rub the lint from your slippers. There are fourteen houses

in which you’re living now. The first is spun from cotton,
quilted pot holders hanging from nails along the walls.

The second cottage of cinders, of shea and oatmeal.
And in the yard of the last, beardfish climb the poplar trees

with their little claws. I have seen you as a child among
the salt and its snarled blossoms. Older, we have picnicked

in the red snow, we have untangled one another’s hair. If
a dream is not a visitor, if all of your doorknobs and stairways

are inside of me, if I have only thought them, where is it
that you fold down the bedclothes? Where do you remove your

toast from the broiler, where is the counter with the waiting
plate? Here, a cucumber sinks in the same water that floats a stone.

By Sarah Crossland

motherjones: bostonreview: The deadline for the BR Poetry...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:49:50 -0400

motherjones:

bostonreview:

The deadline for the BR Poetry Contest is two weeks from today! Enter online for a chance to win $1,500 and be published in the pages of Boston Review: http://ow.ly/lcqnQ

Siren!

quickhits: It’s not Monday in America until some toddler shoots...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:29:21 -0400

quickhits:

It’s not Monday in America until some toddler shoots himself in the face.

MyFox8, NC: Randolph County deputies said a 2-year-old boy accidentally shot and injured himself when he found a handgun at his home Saturday afternoon.

Deputies said the toddler saw his father’s handgun in his parents’ bedroom and put it in his mouth, where it accidentally went off.

Authorities said it happened around 2 p.m. at a home on Spring Valley Road, just outside the Asheboro city limits.

Deputies said the boy was taken to Brenner Children’s Hospital in Winston-Salem and is listed in serious condition but expected to survive.

Authorities said the bullet missed the vital arteries in the neck and head and also missed the spinal cord. Deputies said it’s a miracle the child is still alive.

Remember, two-year-olds sticking guns in their mouths is exactly what the founders intended when they wrote the Constitution. Nothing to see here. Move along.

[photo by permanently scatterbrained]

bootstrapsforall: amorphousblob: slay-z: satanic2chainz: nooo...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:21:40 -0400

bootstrapsforall:

amorphousblob:

slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.

Higher Interest Rates Are Coming!

nevver: le Bat

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:21:25 -0400

nevver:

le Bat

nevver: Incidental Comics

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:21:12 -0400

nevver:

Incidental Comics